Gondor Translates

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is on. At first I thought they had just pirated the music for another show, and was up in arms. Then I realized it was the actual movie. It’s a little easier to identify the Chinese when you know the movie by heart. I like Sam a […]

Do I eat the Head?

Next to my hotel is a collection of restaurants. Bill took Vega (my TA) and me to two of them. So when I decided that I couldn’t just hide in my hotel room and live on the breakfast buffet, I went to one of the two places I knew. I chose it because I remembered […]

Would you like my Cucumbers…?

Due to the aforementioned tea accident, I lost all my writings about my initial impressions. They were long and rambling – like most of my stories. Rather than try to recreate all of them here, I’m going to talk about getting to China, and a sort of summary of my first few days. Day 1: […]

Blind Spot

I got myself access to a VPN router, which means I can now access social networking on my own! Huzzah for technology! Now for an update/story: The tea was behind my laptop, so of course I didn’t see it. And so, when I moved my laptop and knocked the tea over, it caught me by […]