Of all the fish to put on a bag of fish flavored chips – why the one that looks like a shaved dog with an eye fried out of its socket?

I wanted to buy them and try them for you, my good readers, but at the time I just couldn’t justify it. I mean – look at that fish! It looks like one of those fish from Planet Earth that lives in the darkness, sucking down dead skin cells from other fish that trickle down from above.

Maybe another day…